Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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