Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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