I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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