Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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