Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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