I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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