i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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