Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
this just has baby written all over it
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i out mim tonsoeep
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
