It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
