Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
