The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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