i just google imaged poop.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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