on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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