Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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