i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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