how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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