Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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