what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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