Buhtt sex?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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