Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
two words: eviction party
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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