White coat. Heels.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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