I seem to have left my pride at pride
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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