So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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