Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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