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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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