but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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