she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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