You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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