i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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