That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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