No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Two words: nipple clamps
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