He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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