Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We had to coat check the pizza.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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