honey bunches of taint.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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