Michael Bay diarrhea
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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