I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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