and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Is it penis luge time yet?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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