I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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