Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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