you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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