I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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