Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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