There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
