can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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