I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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