It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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