After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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