i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you traded sex for a burrito?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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