a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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