my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
His nipple licking is glorious
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